What's attractive about the mutilated tee, besides how freakin' hot it looks, is that you get a complete outfit out of it: a super-sexy top, and a punky mini-skirt. Personally mutilated by Rachel, and a rare opportunity to own something that Rachel's torn to shreds that wasn't once a living, breathing creature with responsibilities and a family to support.

The nice thing about the normal tee is if you wear it to work, there's less of a chance you'll get fired. But then again, you probably arrive at work still wasted from Anti-Karaoke and smelling like a distillery. So you'll probably be fired anyway. You're fucked any way you look at it and we're truly sorry for you. Best of luck!

Oh, sizes -- right! XXS, XS, S, M, L, and XL. These are unisex sizes (basically, men's and children's sizes), so if you're petite, they'll run a little large. That's why we algo got children's sizes 9-11 (XXS) and 12-14 (XS). So if you're a female who wears a woman's size S, you'll be good with a XXS.

Finally, in case you were wondering, the gentleman grabbing his nuts and giving you the finger is the fabulous Fosy of The Cancerberos. And the nice lady modeling the mutilated T-shirt is Rachel's grandmother.